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The King of Scotland

Scootland or "That place where there are like people that are, like, Scottish" as the Imericans say, is a Scotlike place where the Scots roam about and generally be a public nuisance.

Scotland is a kintra, but nae a real kintra, on accouint o naw won wi 55.3% o the vote at the 2014 Scots unthirldom referendum.

Och aye tha noo, matey![edit]

The Scots like their sporrans and their kilts. I know this might be considered a stereotype but the King of Scotland announced it isn't. The culture in Scotland is underdeveloped and unsophisticated. All they do is lift logs and drop them in a local swimming pool. The kids scream and run out. Most of them are dead.


Neil Oliver is the typical Scottish hero and mums worship him for his giant sporran.


Cheer up Jack, you stupid hack.

Doo ya ken[edit]