Recipe

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Recipe

  1. (noun), a carefully conceived and tested set of instructions to make something, along with a carefully measured set of ingredients that you are just going to completely ignore and make some fucking mess that you are just lucky won't explode and take out the whole neighborhood or poison every innocent person you know just because YOU thought it might be better that way. Wait. You made this coffee didn't you? CALL 911!!! ARGHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU FLUB NUGGET!!!! I'M MELTING !!!! What a world, what a world...