Questions

1. What the hell am I doing here?
2. What's up with this website?
3. Who runs this website?
4. Who runs the people who run this website?
5. Where's my burrito?
6. Who ate my god damn lunch?
7. Who ate my god damn mother?
8. Why aren't you editing this page right now and adding more questions?
9. Why is your mum dead?
10. lol?
11. What if Tom was a girl?
12. How come lettuce is green?
13. What is the answer to this question?
14. Where's the bus stop?
15. Can I have a dollar?
16. Are you Asian?
17. Do you like to eat ponies?
18. Where's my poinsettia?
19. Would you like to purchase a toaster for my school fundraiser?
20. Will it hurt?
21. If I were to stare at the sun, why duth green?
22. Are we allowed to answer own questions?
23. Did anybody expect the Wikia Acquisition?
24. Does Hindleyite really know the answer to everything?
25. What is the meaning of life?
26. Does it really matter?
27. Why do old people hate Loonatics Unleashed?
28. Were your nose to be rubbed with alcohol, would it feed your table?
29. Does this bus really go to Orpington?
30. Why, God, why?

See also

• Answers
• Answers to the Ultimate Question

But see Oslo

• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Are you okay?
• Attack of the 50 foot purple question mark

Captain Worpp? Captain Worpp? Are you gonna eat those candle wax?*Captain Worpp? Captain Worpp? Are you gonna eat those candle wax?

• Chicken or the egg?
• How many Illogicopedians does it take to change a light bulb?
• O rly?
• The Final Question: A Story Written In Fullfillment of An Unexpected Disappearence
• The Ultimate Question
• This is the hardest question EVER!
• WHAAAAT???
• WHAT HAS GOD DONE?