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Yes, you can tell what sex your potato is

Hey look, a potato.

Elvis was the first person to discover that the universe is actually a giant potato.

What? Banana cheese pie.

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Potato fluff moose cheese banana moo tree lolcheese potato.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Potato, or simply go here.

turtles eat more potatoes than lions because of their attraction to the Sims 3.

Boil 'em mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!