Yeah, it's about time.
That Emily Post just has to go and the sooner the better. After all, she's not a real person if she ever was. And we don't need no stinkin' beeyotch, real or not, to tell us how to act or what to do. Who needs to know which fork to use when stabbing someone while re-enacting a scene from Three Stooges movies?
Wut? You mean to delete this article? Wait, it's an article, not a post! What gives you the right... oh, hi, Mommy. Okay, I'll be good. Time out? Well, okay. In Hell? That's a little extreme don't you th... okayokayokay, I'm going.