WackyDictionary:Porch pirate

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Porch pirate

  1. (person), a person who believes in income redistribution and security by moving packages delivered to your doorstep to a safer place, namely wherever they live.
  2. (person), someone who sails their porch to attack other porches in order to capture booty, swings and wenches. Nearly the same as the above except these guys have cannons.