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And...cooked giant rat meat.
The anchovies look like blue shrimp.
And thus, it begins.
How to Make Pizza
- Get a flat piece of bread.
- Get some tomato sauce.
- Get an alarm clock and smash it with a hammer until it is broken up into several pieces.
- Mix the alarm clock pieces in with the sauce.
- Cover it with goat hair and fold the bread up into a ball.
- Roll a taco over you face.
- Defecate onto the bread ball.
- Poke it.
- Put the bread ball into the oven on 500 for 60 minutes.
- Take the bread ball out, sit on it, and sprinkle it with oregano and perhaps some sprinkles if you are bold.
- Eat the pizza without eating your hands in the process.
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