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The other day, I went to pick up a pizza for me and my girlfriend. It was her turn to choose and she ordered the Hawaiian one, the one with pineapple and ham. Admittedly, not my favorite. So I picked it up and paid and took it home. When we opened the box, the pizza was all messed up with the toppings ripped to shreds and sauce just all over the place. GF accused me of being a careless driver and hating on Hawaiian pizza. But I was just plain mad and went back to the pizza place.

When I got there, they explained to me that war had just broken out between pigs and pineapples, and it was my fault for not knowing and ordering a Hawaiian pizza. Damn FOX News owes me a pizza.

More pineapple[edit]