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A piano is a musical instrument with keys.

It is a favorite instrument for many, as it can be readily taken out of a pocket or purse and played anywhere, without the need of electricity or gerbils. With up to 88 keys, it can play a variety of music, from classical to neoclassical. After several years of intense training, pianists can learn to play Chopsticks and then advance to Heart and Soul before large angry crowds assemble to stop them.


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