Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off.
Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.
Penguins are better than[edit]
Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.
A haiku about pengwings[edit]
- They kill everyone.
- Even bowties they are.
- BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!
See also[edit]
