Penguin

“Beak careful how you tweet my love”

~ Tamia

Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off.

Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.

Penguins are better than

• Tamia
• Kit Kats
• Romans
• And Ian Dury

Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.

A haiku about pengwings

They kill everyone.

Even bowties they are.

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!

See also

• Evil penguins
• The Evil Penguin
• The penguins in the fridge