Pants

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It was a dark and stormy night. A pair of pants was draped over the radiator, being dried out by its owner.

Boy, it's really raining cats and dogs out there. I am really soaked. But I have to wonder why my owner didn't wear that long waterproof raincoat she has, thought the pants.

In fact, I wonder why she wore me at all. I'm all cotton and soak up water like a sponge. She should have worn those vinyl pants, even though it makes her butt look big. What was she thinking? And I don't rate a trip in the dryer? What's up with that? And I'm starting to get hot. Hey, lady! You're going to have a burn mark on me, your favorite pants! Jeez, what does it take?

Revenge is in my heart and revenge I shall have. I'm just going to shrink a little bit so that her panty lines show. Then when one of her friends tells her about it, she'll be mortified. Maybe it'll be her Mom and it'll be worse since she'll never hear the end of it. Bwahahahaha!

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