Don't Cry for Me, Argentina.
After her famous speech, Eva Peron would fail to account for the wind when throwing oranges to her adoring followers, with tragic results.
Over the years, quotes have become slightly altered though sometimes for the better (damn you, Ken Burns!). Here are the original, actual quotes (swear!).
“You better think!
'Bout what you're tryin' to do to me
Give me death or Liberty!
Ohhh, freedom!... ”
~ Thomas Jefferson
“So like, eighty, nonono, like four score, something something, our forefather dudes, like, uhhhh, brought forth on, uh, this, like, continent thingie, a a a new (that's it!), like, nation... ”
~ Abraham Lincoln
“Don't be evil.”
~ Google code of conduct, deleted in 2018 to imitate Facebook policy
~ George W. Bush, upon leaving no government in Iraq and thus creating ISIS
“It was my mistake and I'm sorry. I accidentally included my data.”
~ Mark Zuckerberg, testifying before Congress about Cambridge Analytica
“It was my mistake and I'm sorry. We needed more cowbell and Mark Zuckerberg.”
~ Martin Bormann at the Nuremberg trials
“It was my mistake and I'm sorry. I should have taken that condo at Mar-a-Lago instead.”
~ Osama bin Laden