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If you think the ocean was created by countless tears wept by overly sensitive fish, you would be correct. Luckily, sad fish were also well prepared fish and readily took to this new environment. Still crying, of course. Oceans now cover 80% of the Earth's surface. Fish psychologists have no answer as to why fish are such crybabies. One would think with all the drugs that get dumped into the ocean via effluent and plane crashes, one would think fish would get happy. Don't let me get started about the whales, either.