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Ninjas. Thousands of 'em.
10 laws of the ninja
- Pirates should die first.
- Always wear black.
- Always shave your beard with a katana.
- Elevators are for slow people.
- Never vote for the Republicans.
- Nerver dress like a pirate on halloween.
- Always eat your veggies.
- Never use your ZIP-code as pincode.
- Never make a list of more then 10 points.
- Always obey the ninja rules.
Things you didn't know about ninjas
- Ninjas are mammals.
- Ninjas fight ALL the time.
- The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
- Ninjas have 10-foot long arms which they use to tickle people up to 10 feet away.
- The first ever ninja was Jesus. He could do a flip and everything. And killed people at will. Maybe.
- Ninjas support free speech, but hate current laws governing the use of katanas as hair cutting tools.
- Ninjas like kites. Not sure why, personally I find them a bit laborious.
- Ninjas have yet to discover sympathy.
- Ninjas have smaller central brains governing the use of their larger brains.
- Ninjas hate lists of 11 points or more.
*is hacked up by angry ninjas*