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I don't know what ninjas look like. But they probably don't look like this.

Ninjas. Thousands of 'em.

10 laws of the ninja[edit]

  1. Pirates should die first.
  2. Always wear black.
  3. Always shave your beard with a katana.
  4. Elevators are for slow people.
  5. Never vote for the Republicans.
  6. Nerver dress like a pirate on halloween.
  7. Always eat your veggies.
  8. Never use your ZIP-code as pincode.
  9. Never make a list of more then 10 points.
  10. Always obey the ninja rules.

Things you didn't know about ninjas[edit]

  1. Ninjas are mammals.
  2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
  4. Ninjas have 10-foot long arms which they use to tickle people up to 10 feet away.
  5. The first ever ninja was Jesus. He could do a flip and everything. And killed people at will. Maybe.
  6. Ninjas support free speech, but hate current laws governing the use of katanas as hair cutting tools.
  7. Ninjas like kites. Not sure why, personally I find them a bit laborious.
  8. Ninjas have yet to discover sympathy.
  9. Ninjas have smaller central brains governing the use of their larger brains.
  10. Ninjas hate lists of 11 points or more.
*is hacked up by angry ninjas*

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