Night

Look yonder! 'Tis a black knight in shining armor! Whence cometh he? What end has he? Who is this black Knight?!??

'Tis but I, knight of all knights, and I shall not leave with no joust and no fight.

Oh no! Whatever shall be done?

Forgoth

is like Morgoth but Green. He has Attention Deficit Disorder, just like the original Morgoth, and he is often mistaken with small bearded men.

Zagggug

Zagggug is the name of my pet rat. He hides in caves, working his slaves, until his slaves do die. Thereafter, Zagggug is dead.

See also

• Flargleflex
• Hitler