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“Pardon me boys
Is that the Düsseldorfer choo choo?”

“Ja, ja! Track nummer neun!”

~ Das Modernaires

Jew, you can give me a shine.”

“Can you afford to board the Düsseldorfer choo choo?”

~ Modernaires

“I got my fare and some ammo to spare.”

“You leave the Anhalter Bahnhof 'bout a quarter to four
read a magazine and then you pick up a whore.”
“Coffee and a sinker
held in your little fingers”
~ Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS

“Is guter with your ham and eggs near old Treblinka.”

~ Modernaires
“When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you know that Bergen-Belsen's not very far”
“Shovel all the Jews in
Gotta keep it rollin'”
~ Ilsa

“Woo, woo, Düsseldorf and there you are!”

~ Modernaires

(und so, brief musical interlude)

“There's gonna be
The Nazi Party at the station”

“Hitler and lace”

~ Ilsa

“I want to sit on his face.”

“He's gonna cry
When I tell him that we'll never hold the Rhine.”

“So, Düsseldorfer choo choo”

~ Modernaires

“Won't you choo choo me heim?”

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