Why do I have to take a nap?
Who are you to tell me that, anyway? I do what I want, when I want. If I want any advice, I'll ask for it, okay? Meanwhile, STFU. In fact, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich, hey. What are you, my Mommy? Oh yeah, I guess you are. But still.
Because I have too much to do and need all the time there is to do it. The whole world is out there and I need to live life to the fullest. There are toys that need to be played with, blocks to be stacked. You know I might even need a secretary to keep track of my schedule.
Plus I'm just killing my Fortnite game and I need to keep up my momentum. Gotta keep up those gamer chops, right? We're just going into a marathon session and I can't stop now. So fetch me three or four Red Bulls along with the sammich.
Delusional? Not me. I know my limitations and I haven't even come close to them yet. But I am just a touch tired at the moment. But no worries. No naps for me. All I need to do is close my eyes for just a minute. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz