There I was just minding my own business when I thought I saw a monkey out of the corner of my eye. A real live monkey! Pretty strange. Then, there were two, or so I thought. Not making any noise, just kind of staring. Then both disappeared in a flash. I couldn't believe it! Then one touched me on the back, just barely, but making me stand straight up in surprise. But when I looked behind me, there was no monkey to be seen.
As I started to sit back down on the ground, something big grabbed me! I turned around and this time it was a human!
He said, "Buddy, you can't sit here in the monkey cage! You gotta get out now or we're calling the cops!"
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