Mars

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The sight that awaited Yuri Gorgonzola upon his arrival at the Red Planet in 1982

Mars is a planet made entirely of chocolate, caramel and nougat. It has been left in the oven too long, hence its reddish complexion.

Is there life on Mars?[edit]

The age old question has finally been answered.

The Answer: There was life on Mars, until Chuck Norris went there.

Is there water on Mars?[edit]

Main article: Water on Mars

Water on Mars is a conspiracy thought up by those evil NASA scientists to make people think that space is super-special-awesome, when in reality it's a bit crap and quite beige. In short, there is no water on Mars.

Who is from Mars?[edit]

We Are From Mars