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From today's featured article “Damn, those hippos are fat.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Fat Hippos Fat Hippos are hippos that are fat. They are often mistaken for galaxies. And the moon. But they are Hippos. Obviously. Fat Hippos are larger than normal hippos, including African Hippos, Fat Albert, and you. These hippos are larger than anything else that can swim, even Bule Whales. It doesn't matter what they look like, they are Hippos, and they are big. Even the smallest hippo is huge, and it is bigger than the United States. Fat hippos are huge! They are the size of that tree times ten. They are the biggest thing ever, except for Jabba the Hutt. That guy is huge. But so are Fat Hippos. From yesterday's featured article ::"Are You Freaking Kidding Me?" A novel in conversation. Bob: Wtf? Johnny: Wha? Bob: Are you freaking kidding me? Johnny: "WHAT THE HELL? This has to be the worst opening to a wannabe epic ever." Bob: Woah, this is supposed to be an epic? Johnny: Yeah, isn't it on T3canolis' to-do list? Bob: Woah, lemme check... Crap it is. Johnny: Well, let's just have a long conversation... Bob: Why? Johnny: Look under the title. It says "A novel in conversation". Did you know... ...that Chief Little Crow (1810-1863) spent much of his life in Minnesota, where he was the head of a Santee band? ...that the duchy of Upper Bavaria was created for the first time with the First Bavarian partition in 1255 under duke Louis II but there was no exact identity with the current territory? ...that NuBlues was discovered by Grammy Award-winning artist Chris Thomas King, known to many for his performance in O’ Brother, but well known also as a performer in his own right? ...That in 2000, Madoka Mako produced a manga titled The History of Japanese Christianity, a controversial work among Japanese Christians? ...that negative pulldown describes the film perforations per frame, the direction of film transport, and standard frame speed? More DYKs – Add your own >>>	Hot Off The Press: FLASH! Politics as we know it comes to an end in 2020! Donald Trump will run as a Democrat -- and so the future belongs to the Republicrats! And maybe Miami comes to an end, as well! Cthulhu caught off the Miami coast Fsssss! Fssssssssssssssss! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! WackyNews – Add news >>> Seemed like a good idea at the time Independence may be imminent. “We are an armed liberation front. Armed with forks that is! teehee...” ~ Antipodean Wackypedian He's come to clean BOWLS! YA CAN'T GET DODGIER THAN A KWIK FIT FITTER, THEY'RE THE ONES TO BUST If article be coherent, remain calm for your gas masks, otherwise jump and shout like a donkey with rabies. If article be coherent, delete for being un-raF*CKTHISSH*TI'MMADESTROYRANDOMWERKbe coherent, keep for being interesting, otherwise keep for being nonsense. Rubbercop is a terrible movie. Can't deny he has bouncebackability though. Shakin' shakin' salt and bacon IT IS TIME TOTALITARIANISM ICE CREAM APATHY DUCK EQUALITY COMMUNISM NONSENSE THE OPPOSITION CHOOSE WISELY, FOR EACH WIELDS GREAT POWER. MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU. Eighteen inch alloys? I have them! You're going home in a St. John's ambulance. CRAP! IT'S THE HOTLINE OF FATE! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! KAWASAKI! MONSTER HAKA! HOOOUGHGHGH! More... – Add your mad gibber >>> Anti-feature Lalnsjkdhsh
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