So there I was, working out on the wing of an airplane as usual when I happened to look inside and there was William Shatner! I'd recognize that toupée anywhere. He was right in the window seat over the wing. So I leaned into the window to say hi and he just went all freakazoid on me. At first, I thought he was just playing around because his acting is pretty bad and he knows it. But then he started getting scary and Read on...
Did you know...
... that if you have a song in your heart, it must now be in a compatible format?
... in a race between a sloth and continental drift, the sloth wins only 16% of the time?
... it took a real long time, but somebody finally gave light a speeding ticket.
... that leaving no stone unturned means including Mick and Keith?
... that the US Open is a lie and closes after 9PM? How's someone going to get a hot dog and a drink then?
... that confuzzlement is its own reward?
... that Leo Tolstoy began writing War and Peace on Wackypedia's DidYouKnow but quit after failing to grasp HTML tags?
... that that's that and not a ziggurat?
... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
... that the exact date can be figured by the length of day, so long as you have a long enough ruler to do the measurement?
... that a pie in the face is worth two in the bush?