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From today's featured article Kylie Minogue is an Australian pop music icon that has yet to be sold off to China. She has managed to reinvent herself over a long career now spanning centuries, going from a teen lusted after by Pedo Bears to a MILF lusted after by most everybody else. Minogue began her career as a captive of the Stock, Aitken & Waterman pop music machine. This meant Read on... From yesterday's featured article Emmalina Gale is the kindly old gray-haired aunt of young Dorothy, who was involved in an unfortunate series of events. As in the movie Home Alone, while her parents were out of the house, a frightened Dorothy set dozens of booby-traps, killing her returning parents in multiple horrible ways. After serving 36 months in a Supermax facility, she was remanded to the custody of her aunt and uncle living on a farm in Kansas. Being nobody's fool, Aunt Em always kept a loaded shotgun close to her. Just. In. Case. Read on... Did you know... ... that the US Open is a lie and closes after 9PM? How's someone going to get a hot dog and a drink then? ... that confuzzlement is its own reward? ... that Leo Tolstoy began writing War and Peace on Wackypedia's DidYouKnow but quit after failing to grasp HTML tags? ... that that's that and not a ziggurat? ... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ... that the exact date can be figured by the length of day, so long as you have a long enough ruler to do the measurement? ... that a pie in the face is worth two in the bush? ... the hoover was invented by Henry Vacuum Cleaner? ... that eating spaghetti while riding a roller coaster is not a good idea? Ask me how I know. ... that lightning never strikes twice in the same place unless it does just that? ... the lunatics have taken over the asylum? That means I get to choose meatloaf for dinner! ... that I know you knew ten minutes before I wrote this that I would write this? And I knew it ten minutes before you even thought that? ... that I'm Barry Scott?!! I'm here to tell you that Cillit Bang gets those tough mayo stains out of your sink, and not just on Cinco de Mayo! ... that orange is the new orange? Again. ... I have pants made of live ostriches and I'm not afraid to use it? ... that colorless ideas may sleep furiously, but only Elon Musk can snore in pinkness while the entire world is awake? ... that on 4 December 1857, in northern Canada, shit happened? ... that the fastest animal in the universe is the housecat, who can rip through the fabric of space-time and your best clothes simultaneously? ... that bananas are the cause of more fruit-related accidents than Harry Potter? ... boredom is its own reward? ...that Chief Little Crow (1810-1863) spent much of his life in Minnesota, where he was the head of a Santee band? ...that the duchy of Upper Bavaria was created for the first time with the First Bavarian partition in 1255 under duke Louis II but there was no exact identity with the current territory? ...that NuBlues was discovered by Grammy Award-winning artist Chris Thomas King, known to many for his performance in O’ Brother, but well known also as a performer in his own right? ...that in 2000, Madoka Mako produced a manga titled The History of Japanese Christianity, a controversial work among Japanese Christians? ...that negative pulldown describes the film perforations per frame, the direction of film transport, and standard frame speed? More DYKs – Add your own >>>	Hot Off The Press: Dew. Not. Seek. The. Treasure. It's been found!!! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! WackyNews – Add news >>> Seemed like a good idea at the time The Tower of Babel was just a bungalow. Pass it on. Fish fry fiddle flapjack. Fnord. All your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base. The mysterious message left at the site of the Lost Colony of Roanoke. I'm taking requests. Headhunter by Front 242? A-one, a-two... More... – Add your mad gibber >>> Anti-feature Pill
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