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Buddha Jumps Over the Wall (佛跳牆) is a Chinese delicacy. It is not to be confused with the Tantric practice of Buddha Jumps Your Bones or the philosophical question of whether Buddha Jumps Rope Double Dutch.

It is something between a soup or a stew since it contains many ingredients, the most important of which is shark fin. Otherwise, they add quail eggs, scallops, abalone, sea cucumber, chicken, Jinhua ham, pork tendon, a partridge in a

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It was 1936, and little Jimmy walked slowly between the rows of tall corn on his father's farm, basically thinking about nothing in particular.

Suddenly a figure appeared in front of him.

"Holy mackerel, mister! You scared the pee-willy shit out of me!" said Jimmy. He stared at a man was dressed in a curious uniform, not unlike that of a football player.

"That's right, Jimmy," said the tall figure. "It's me, dodgeball all-star Patches O'Hoolihan."

Jimmy perked up. "Oh, yeah!" He recalled when his father took him to Des Moines to see a game a couple of years back. "But... you're supposed to be dead."

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