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It was a dark and stormy night.

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Suddenly, the maid screamed as the lights went out and plunged us into darkness. 'Get the lights, man!' I called to Lord Havesham's manservant standing by the door. 'Forgot to pay the electrical bill again, old man?' Milord's neighbor Reggie was always there with a quip no matter the situation.

The lights came back on to reveal Lord Havesham slumped over in his chair at the dining room table with a knife in his back. Dead.

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Superfied lightning is a specific kind of lightning that can even kill superheroes.

It can come in any color, and strike at any time of day. Unlike with standard lightning, tinfoil hats will not repel a strike even when connected to a heavy grounding wire. Doctors have noted that people struck by superfied lightning have an intense episode of verbal diarrhea before dying. Russian strongman Vladimir Putin took a direct hit... read on...

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