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Featured article Buddha Jumps Over the Wall (佛跳牆) is a Chinese delicacy. It is not to be confused with the Tantric practice of Buddha Jumps Your Bones or the philosophical question of whether Buddha Jumps Rope Double Dutch. It is something between a soup or a stew since it contains many ingredients, the most important of which is shark fin. Otherwise, they add quail eggs, scallops, abalone, sea cucumber, chicken, Jinhua ham, pork tendon, a partridge in a Read on... Previously featured It was 1936, and little Jimmy walked slowly between the rows of tall corn on his father's farm, basically thinking about nothing in particular. Suddenly a figure appeared in front of him. "Holy mackerel, mister! You scared the pee-willy shit out of me!" said Jimmy. He stared at a man was dressed in a curious uniform, not unlike that of a football player. "That's right, Jimmy," said the tall figure. "It's me, dodgeball all-star Patches O'Hoolihan." Jimmy perked up. "Oh, yeah!" He recalled when his father took him to Des Moines to see a game a couple of years back. "But... you're supposed to be dead." Read on... Did you know... ... CAPTCHA is asking you how many traffic lights you are seeing? ... it's time? For what, I don't know. I'm only the messenger. ... that, each year, more people eat cheesecake than killer bees? ... if you were a mosasaur, you'd be too extinct to finish reading this section? ... it's time for the Manson Family reunion and picnic? Run. ... that the darkest hour is just before... oh, wait. We're THE BAD GUYS! And WE'RE WINNING!!! We are the champions, my friend... Hooyah! Hooyah! ... that there is no Death: you are merely reconnecting with your environment. ... that sharks continually regrow new teeth, making your new career as a shark dentures salesperson a complete joke? ... that exempt for turtles, humans are the the only animal that can proofread? ... that dinosaurs are playing with firecrackers inside the hollow Earth? ... that it's time? ... that if you have a song in your heart, it must now be in a compatible format? ... in a race between a sloth and continental drift, the sloth wins only 16% of the time? ... it took a real long time, but somebody finally gave light a speeding ticket. ... that leaving no stone unturned means including Mick and Keith? ... that the US Open is a lie and closes after 9PM? How's someone going to get a hot dog and a drink then? ... that confuzzlement is its own reward? ... that Leo Tolstoy began writing War and Peace on Wackypedia's DidYouKnow but quit after failing to grasp HTML tags? ... that that's that and not a ziggurat? ... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ... that the exact date can be figured by the length of day, so long as you have a long enough ruler to do the measurement? ... that a pie in the face is worth two in the bush? ... the hoover was invented by Henry Vacuum Cleaner? ... that eating spaghetti while riding a roller coaster is not a good idea? Ask me how I know. ... that lightning never strikes twice in the same place unless it does just that? ... the lunatics have taken over the asylum? That means I get to choose meatloaf for dinner! ... that I know you knew ten minutes before I wrote this that I would write this? And I knew it ten minutes before you even thought that? ... that I'm Barry Scott?!! I'm here to tell you that Cillit Bang gets those tough mayo stains out of your sink, and not just on Cinco de Mayo! ... that orange is the new orange? Again. ... I have pants made of live ostriches and I'm not afraid to use it? ... that colorless ideas may sleep furiously, but only Elon Musk can snore in pinkness while the entire world is awake? ... that on 4 December 1857, in northern Canada, shit happened? More DYKs – Add your own >>>	Hot off the press: Touring Wackypedia has become safer, now with 300,000% less Phyllis and Tamia and counting! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! WackyNews – Add news >>> Seemed like a good idea at the time He who hesitates is lost. Judge thy neighbor's fridge magnets as if they were your own mother's penguins – Crustaceans 4:13 Answer the question Question the answer Asparagus!!! Obligatory shark image. EEBLE SONK IS NIGH Are you prepared? Are you a candelabra? He looks just like you! Sorry, she. The cake is NOT a lie! It's right there under the rattlesnake cake topper, I just know it! The Tower of Babel was just a bungalow. Pass it on. Fish fry fiddle flapjack. Fnord. All your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base your base. The mysterious message left at the site of the Lost Colony of Roanoke. I'm taking requests. Headhunter by Front 242? A-one, a-two... More... – Add your mad gibber >>> Anti-feature Lhannah
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