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You will need the following:

  • The island of Barbados. It must be as fresh as possible. Do not question.
  • The vengeful spirit of Julia Child. Accept no substitutes.
  • 3 used Boeing 747s in passenger configuration and with original Rolls Royce engines.
  • The true punk DIY attitude as demonstrated by a classic Mohawk, any color other than ultraviolet.
  • The soul of a pangolin that was raised by the Atlantean civilization.
  • A large sprig of parsley.

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From yesterday's featured article

It was a dark and stormy night.

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Suddenly, the maid screamed as the lights went out and plunged us into darkness. 'Get the lights, man!' I called to Lord Havesham's manservant standing by the door. 'Forgot to pay the electrical bill again, old man?' Milord's neighbor Reggie was always there with a quip no matter the situation.

The lights came back on to reveal Lord Havesham slumped over in his chair at the dining room table with a knife in his back. Dead.

My eye caught the dish of pickled cucumbers that had mysteriously appeared on the table. Everyone was frozen in place... read on...

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  • ... that orange is the new orange? Again.
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  • ... that colorless ideas may sleep furiously, but only Elon Musk can snore in pinkness while the entire world is awake?
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  • ... boredom is its own reward?
  • ...that Chief Little Crow (1810-1863) spent much of his life in Minnesota, where he was the head of a Santee band?
  • ...that the duchy of Upper Bavaria was created for the first time with the First Bavarian partition in 1255 under duke Louis II but there was no exact identity with the current territory?
  • ...that NuBlues was discovered by Grammy Award-winning artist Chris Thomas King, known to many for his performance in O’ Brother, but well known also as a performer in his own right?
  • ...that in 2000, Madoka Mako produced a manga titled The History of Japanese Christianity, a controversial work among Japanese Christians?
  • ...that negative pulldown describes the film perforations per frame, the direction of film transport, and standard frame speed?

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