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Have you looked in on your sleeping baby and wondered why it didn't really look like you? Have you ever walked in to the baby's room and found demons surrounding the crib and paying it homage? Has the Winnie the Pooh mobile above your baby's crib been mysteriously replaced by dismembered body parts hanging by intestines? Then you just might have a changeling on your hands.

Fairies, elves, pixies and magic supermarket checkers can swap something supernatural disguised as human babies. Some sources think

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The Mowbrey-Blessed Auto Rally and Travellers' Compendium is the foremost traveller's guide in the United Kingdom today.

First published in 1911 as the Mowbrey-Dongleworth Velocipedists' Blue Book, it was initially intended to provide detailed maps of roads that could be used for motorsports. Racers could then charge along at speeds up to 35 mph with confidence, racing against horses, the Beast of Bodmin Moor and other legendary creatures, and now only occasionally plowing into flocks of sheep blocking country roads. However, racers might find

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  • ... if you were a mosasaur, you'd be too extinct to finish reading this section?
  • ... it's time for the Manson Family reunion and picnic? Run.
  • ... that the darkest hour is just before... oh, wait. We're THE BAD GUYS! And WE'RE WINNING!!! We are the champions, my friend... Hooyah! Hooyah!
  • ... that there is no Death: you are merely reconnecting with your environment.
  • ... that sharks continually regrow new teeth, making your new career as a shark dentures salesperson a complete joke?
  • ... that exempt for turtles, humans are the the only animal that can proofread?
  • ... that dinosaurs are playing with firecrackers inside the hollow Earth?
  • ... that it's time?
  • ... that if you have a song in your heart, it must now be in a compatible format?
  • ... in a race between a sloth and continental drift, the sloth wins only 16% of the time?
  • ... it took a real long time, but somebody finally gave light a speeding ticket.
  • ... that leaving no stone unturned means including Mick and Keith?
  • ... that the US Open is a lie and closes after 9PM? How's someone going to get a hot dog and a drink then?
  • ... that confuzzlement is its own reward?
  • ... that Leo Tolstoy began writing War and Peace on Wackypedia's DidYouKnow but quit after failing to grasp HTML tags?
  • ... that that's that and not a ziggurat?
  • ... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
  • ... that the exact date can be figured by the length of day, so long as you have a long enough ruler to do the measurement?
  • ... that a pie in the face is worth two in the bush?
  • ... the hoover was invented by Henry Vacuum Cleaner?
  • ... that eating spaghetti while riding a roller coaster is not a good idea? Ask me how I know.
  • ... that lightning never strikes twice in the same place unless it does just that?
  • ... the lunatics have taken over the asylum? That means I get to choose meatloaf for dinner!
  • ... that I know you knew ten minutes before I wrote this that I would write this? And I knew it ten minutes before you even thought that?
  • ... that I'm Barry Scott?!! I'm here to tell you that Cillit Bang gets those tough mayo stains out of your sink, and not just on Cinco de Mayo!
  • ... that orange is the new orange? Again.
  • ... I have pants made of live ostriches and I'm not afraid to use it?
  • ... that colorless ideas may sleep furiously, but only Elon Musk can snore in pinkness while the entire world is awake?
  • ... that on 4 December 1857, in northern Canada, shit happened?

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