Liver

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Mmmmm! Liver! I just love the stuff, even though it's not popular like it used to be. I like it with grilled onions and bacon and ketchup, whenever I can. And you might say that I couldn't or wouldn't eat it every day, but I do! And I've been doing it for years and years now.

Of course, being chained to this rock here kind of limits what I can eat and where. But I, your pal, old Prometheus, still can't wait for the eagles to rip out my liver every day so I can cook it up and have dinner. My only regret is not to have some mashed potatoes or something for a side dish. I hope you humans are still enjoying the gifts of tiki torches and fake fireplace logs enough to send some sides along every once in while.