Let the Church Say Amen

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For Gawad provides the great and small with toffee peanuts in abundance even though we do not need that many, what with aching teeth from cracking walnuts. But think not of whitening and brightening teeth or velociraptors or other thingys of this Earth. Remember, there is only God in heaven with his son Jesus flipping the on switch to the big lotto ball machine of Life. So, have you bought your ticket? Are you ready for the big spin with Vanna? The big bus to take us away to the tourist traps of the hereafter? For scripture tells us that the pokka lips is coming, and you should always be prepared with the Chapstick of faith and exact change. Else all will be whaling and gnashing of teeth, with the former declared illegal by the godless United Nations.