Kalaallit Nunaat
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| Motto: "Why aren't we called Whiteland?" | |||||
| Anthem: Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit | |||||
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| Capital | Nuuk | ||||
| Largest city | Nuuk | ||||
| Official languages | Danish bacon | ||||
| Government | Parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy | ||||
| National Hero(es) | The Green Goblin | ||||
| Currency | Greenland dollar | ||||
| Religion | Greenish | ||||
| Population | 60,000 (10,000 frozen) | ||||
| Area | Grass, ice | ||||
| Population density | Fairly green | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Greenish | ||||
| Major exports | Green tea | ||||
| Major imports | Green eggs | ||||
| National animal | Green tit | ||||
| Favourite pastime | Ice hockey | ||||
| Opening hours | All day in the summer... er, whenever that is | ||||
| Internet tld | .00FF00 (Web geek joke ahoy) | ||||
| Calling code | 0752 | ||||
Greenland? It looks blue to me... Nope! To me it looks like a Mexicans template.
It should be called Blueland then[edit]
Of course not! That would be stupid, even more so than fighting a gorilla on steroids!
The legacy[edit]
Was that they had 2 legs.
The Legacy[edit]
Was a car by Subaru.
Forgive them[edit]
For they Nunaat what they do.
Greenland is, contrary to its name, not green. Its flag, however, is.
Countries and territories of North America
| Bahamas • Canada • Kalaallit Nunaat • St. Pierre and Miquelon* • United States | |
| Belize • Costa Rica • El Salvador • Mexico • Nicaragua • Panama | |
| Anguilla • Antigua and Barbuda • Aruba • Barbados • Bermuda • British Virgin Islands • Curaçao • Cuba • Dominica • Euphoria • Grenada • Haiti • Jamaica • Martinique • St. Vincent | |
| * Parts of other countries |