Kalaallit Nunaat

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Greenland
Formerly Redland

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Why aren't we called Whiteland?"
Anthem: Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit
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Capital Nuuk
Largest city Nuuk
Official languages Danish bacon
Government

Parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy

National Hero(es) The Green Goblin
Currency Greenland dollar
Religion Greenish
Population 60,000 (10,000 frozen)
Area Grass, ice
Population density Fairly green
Ethnic groups Greenish
Major exports Green tea
Major imports Green eggs
National animal Green tit
Favourite pastime Ice hockey
Opening hours

All day in the summer... er, whenever that is

Internet tld

.00FF00 (Web geek joke ahoy)

Calling code 0752

Greenland? It looks blue to me... Nope! To me it looks like a Mexicans template.

It should be called Blueland then[edit]

Of course not! That would be stupid, even more so than fighting a gorilla on steroids!

The legacy[edit]

Was that they had 2 legs.

The Legacy[edit]

Was a car by Subaru.

Forgive them[edit]

For they Nunaat what they do.

Greenland is, contrary to its name, not green. Its flag, however, is.