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Jews are an endangered species indigenous to the Banana Boat of the ancient world. They have been used as collectible items throughout history, some people going to drastic measures in order to raise their collectivity value. Jews have recently surpassed the price of pogs on the black market, and customarily come packaged with a bucket of Gorilla feed.

Jews happen to be Jewish, unlike Arabs. Arabs are arabic, but are not Jewish, like Arabs. Therefore, Arabs are Jewish. Contrary to unpopular belief, Jews are not kosher, and overdoses can and will give you mullets.