Jerry Bobble, the amazing man who died

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I say first that he was amazing, because all life is amazing. Just ask my mom. Jerry Bobble was an insanely average man, with two kids, a daughter, and another daughter who turned out to be transgendered, but that's another story. He never was married or in a relationship of any kind.

Jerry Bobble was sitting on his porch one evening watching the cats in the yard when he was suddenly struck by lightning. He instantly died, leaving only a feces stain on the porch as a way for people to remember him. His daughter and transgendered daughter will always remember him, but after his death they both went on to live very happy lives with their girlfriend, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.