Jedi

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So here we have a large bunch of paramilitary warrior monks called the Jedi. They have been around for 25,000 years, or so we are told, and can control something called The Force to move furniture plus have a bunch of mind tricks. So what happens whenever a bunch of them get together? Are they an unstoppable force in the universe? No, they all get wiped out. It doesn't take even 15 minutes each time. When we see them fight, do we see any of them using The Force or even doing a simple card trick? NO!!! Did their enemies all have The Force, too? Maybe, but as Sith lord Jerry Seinfeld would wonder, "What's up with that?"