Island

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Island: Part ONE[edit]

What

is

a FISH?

Is it a

living football?

Is it a

Hairless, larval seal?

Is it a

Submarine,

carrying the

world's smallest Russians?

If you put it

on a tray,

would it dissect itself?

OR

would it refuse to do so

unless it was put on a higher shelf?

Island: Part THREE[edit]

At last, curtains on a sunday.

Curtains on top of an ice cream sunday.

It's part of this restaurant's new

"laundry basket special".

With every meal,

you get

Some clothes to eat.

A pair of pants,

A shirt,

Maybe a bowtie with ketchup and a side of gloves.

We got the ice cream with curtains.

Funny,

Curtains aren't articles of clothing at all.

I'll

Have to notify the manager.

Maybe

We'll get a free meal. Laundry basket soup!

Let's just hope

They got rid of the socks.

Because I imagine a sock would taste bad...

Unless it was put on a higher shelf.