I Didn't Know I Had to Take a Dump

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This series is about how people are unknown about their bodies when nature calls.

From the makers of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant comes a new TLC show...

I Didn't Know I Had to Take a Dump.

This show is one of the biggest rated shows on TLC and you can watch it at 10 p.m. every Wednesday after Check out Fatty and Wow, Midgets.

Theme song[edit]

The music from the opening and closing credits with the same title as the show gained a lot of interest. Unfortunately, the original lyrics were not acceptable to radio stations and had to be reworked slightly. The song, also under a different title, has become a hit as well.

The sanitized version, sing along with the original lyrics!

Before I took you out
I knew I had just crapped some out
After I did
I didn't know I had to take a dump

Now I bring you home
You tell me that I can't use the can
I'm sorry, baby
I didn't know I had to take a dump
Whoaaa, I didn't know I had to take a dump

You read me wrong
I'm not here to want to do the hump
I need to go
I didn't know I had to take a dump

I know you
Expecting to use the can yourself
Can I go next?
Can I make you understand?
I'm sorry, baby
I didn't know I had to take a dump

I told you twice
I was only trying to be nice
Only trying to ask nice
Ohhhh, I didn't know I had to take a dump

Now why should I
Feel guilty cause I got to hold it
Guilty cause I got to hold it in?
I didn't know I had to take a dump
Whoaa, I didn't know I had to take a dump

When I checked out your yard
You knew what I was all about
You know I did
I really got to take a dump
Whoaa, I didn't know I had to take a dump

Didn't know I had to take a dump
I didn't know I had to take a dump
(repeat until music fades out)