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ID Gas is a petroleum spirit used by the United States's vehicle driving population. Popular amongst taxi drivers who like to smoke fifty a day and have a slight flatulence problem, it is slowly finding popularity in the Western World.

Effect on the environment[edit]

A pollutant, ID Gas has pungent aroma a bit like haddock and butter, only with a tinge of sweaty feet. Thus it is lethal to small animals and Bob Geldof, but not Bono, for he has special powers that only he knows the secret of.

We're all gonna die![edit]

Don't look at me. Blame the penguins. And the cows. And Bono.

Life's an Ocean[edit]

Too much commotion. Not enough emotion.

~ Richard Ashcroft on IDGAS

Well, I was going to complete this sentence[edit]

...but I realised I really didn't GAS.

There is no fart joke in the above sentence.

See also[edit]

Scruntle punty tooty frooty, knuckers knuckers knuck