HowTo:Make a cheese sandwich
You will need the following:
- The island of Barbados. It must be as fresh as possible. Do not question.
- The vengeful spirit of Julia Child. Accept no substitutes.
- 3 used Boeing 747s in passenger configuration and with original Rolls Royce engines.
- The true punk DIY attitude as demonstrated by a classic Mohawk, any color other than ultraviolet.
- The soul of a pangolin that was raised by the Atlantean civilization.
- A large sprig of parsley.
- A sharp knife.
- Absorb the spirits of Julia Child and the pangolin. You will figure this out since you are now a punk.
- When you reach full cthonic negative stasis, you will realize that all life is futile.
- With your knife, cut the parsley into 3 equal parts.
- Instruct each part to fly a 747 into the highest mountain on Barbados, Mount Hillaby
- This will trigger a volcanic chain reaction, destroying all life as we know it. Thus, parsley ironically sticks it to The Man.
- Buy a cheeseburger.
- Remove meat, lettuce, pickles, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, mustard, onions, lettuce, ketchup, as much salt as you can and lettuce.
- Close up the balance. You may use the knife to square off the bun if you like.
- And enjoy! Serves one.
Preparation time: 10-15 minutes