HowTo:Be only slightly dead

"God... is that you?"
"Yes, so shut up and get me a beer!"

To be only slightly dead, you need only sing like:

La!-Deda!-DedaDedaDeda!

And then die. Only very slightly, however, as this would defeat the object of the exercise.

Got that? Good. Now you try it.

Nooo, you aren't supposed to die that much. I said only slightly!

Uh oh, better find a river to dump the corpse in.

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Wackypedia's Guide to DEATH

	The Basics	Death • Dead • Died • Dying • HowTo:Be only slightly dead • How to die • I'm dying! • Top 10 ways to die • Why are you dying?
	Agents of death	Cursed wiki article • Death by Henry • Death by Redlink • Death by sparrow • Death by toaster • Death Cheese • Died in a underscore accident • Elizabeth Bathory • The gnomes plotting your death • Hex code of death • Noodle of death • This article causes death • Ultimate Destructo Death Machine
	Ungrateful dead	People who are dead • Exquisite corpse • Jerry Bobble, the amazing man who died • Sean Bean • Super Max's many deaths
	Dead places	Death Valley • Fiddler's Green • Heaven • Hell • Hellk • Necropolis • New Death • Purgatory
	More Deadness	Dead Animal Rights Day • The fly's dead • Kill • Killdè • Snape kills Dumbledore • Sarcophagus

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