So just being curious, I took out my heart the other day to have a look.
Wow! Was it dirty! It had blood all over it and everything, and it was pretty dirty besides. It didn't help that I was so surprised to see it like that that I dropped it on the floor that I was painting. Well, lucky I was using the acrylic stuff so the paint just scrubbed off. So I kept scrubbing to clean off the dirt and WTF, I put a hole in the thing. More blood everywhere. Then I noticed blood was coming out of the rest of me. Huh. That was a real surprise. So I got out one of those iron-on patch things from the sewing kit and carefully stuck it on my heart. It was just like new.
Suddenly I felt kind of light-headed and the room started spinning around and around and ar