Happycat

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OMG TEH EPICNESS

“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?”

“NEDM!”

~ Happycat on awesomeness

Happycat (originally Tac) is God in the Non-Phyllian Universe. He is always happy and is also the only one of the three original masters of NEDM who still uses their powers.

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He was created at the start of the Non-Phyllian universe along with Epa and Effarig. In 1800, he changed his name from Tac to Happycat because he had just learned the English language (which is really just a backwards cipher of the Ancient Language that the masters of NEDM used). In 1900, he founded the Universal NEDM Army to rid the world of all evil. They haven't succeeded... yet.

File:NEDM song

Powers[edit]

These were granted to the newly-created masters when Phyllis Hyman collided with the Anti-Phyllis to form the Non-Phyllian universe.

  • Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
  • Invincibility: He is invincible. He doesn't even need to respawn.
  • Head Detach: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, and float around.
  • Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, whether his head is attached or not.
  • Chapstick Bazookas: He can shoot Chapstick Bazookas out of his mouth (3 at a time) whether his head is attached or not. These create gigantic explosions underwater and cause buildings that they pass to suddenly go up in smoke. He can direct them to drop onto the ground or float like a low-flying airplane.
  • NEDM: The most famous power, and the one that gives the art of random destruction and sheer power its name. When he says "NEDM", all the people nearby get Happycat heads and a cool song plays. He recently found a new way to do it; when somebody says "any", he interrupts by saying "DM", which causes the head of the person he interrupted to turn into a Happycat head and the cool song to play.

Happycat blows up the moon[edit]

moon_phase_0.png The Moon is currently blowed up by Happycat.

Happycat blows up the moon! Happycat can, and he will. And he did.

How he did it[edit]

No, he didn't NEDM it, you silly. He teamed a bunch of clones of himself, and advised them to explode the moon. They were like "wtf", and Happycat said, "Yes. Blow up the moon." And they said, "OK".


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