Greece

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Greasy, eh?

Greece on the China occupied by Turkey? Usually, it is turkey that occupies china, and usually it's on the last Thursday of November.

Yes, yes it is.

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Yes it is, you teeny subheading.

Well that's greasy.[edit]

Hellos

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Capital Athens
Largest city SPARTAAAAAAA
Official languages Greek
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Religion Christianity, Greek mythology, Hellenism
Population 5,000,000[1]
Area 111,111 km2
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Anyway, Greece is a country, and it is full of olives, and greasy french fries. In fact, the people are governed by a pile of greasy french fries.

Major cities[edit]

Athens[edit]

Athens is the capital of Greece. It is named after Athena, the Greek goddess of headaches. It is in a region called Attica.

Sparta[edit]

Sparta is Greece's other major city. It is well known for the tendency of its people to go running around with spears and shields yelling, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!" They are oddly good at fighting.

Notes[edit]

  1. AND A HALF!!!