Garlic

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WIPI WINNY. Garlic - WHAT IS IT!?

A Fruity chew Designed To Turn one's Breath into a venomous Stench that will scare away vampires and sexually attract politicians.

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Garlic - How is It Made?

Garlic is made by the hardworking people in crippletown.They use sophisticated tools like stones and goats blood to create this fine thing.Many people travel the world to eat the fresh garlic and have there taste buds sexify themselves in a very unpleasant way. Crippletown is near Surrey somewhere.

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Garlic - Does It Have A Brain?

If you use a siphon telecackter then yes you shall find one.Otherwise you will need keen eyesight and a member of a popular food group to save you from the powerful mind waves it gives off.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Garlic, or simply go here.

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Garlic - Conclusion

Garlic Does not love you and neither does general Zarg So Eat them in healthy amounts or it shall wipe away your memory and feast upon the brainial lobes you call feet.