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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Gangsters, or simply go here.

Gangsters also known as those lot and the guys who shot my corpse up are a bunch of guys with big stiff guns.


Oh no, now I have a stiffy

Oh good, now I have a spiffy

Oh now I have none

When faced with a gangster[edit]

  1. Do not under any circumstances make eye contact! They like eyes...
  2. Don't even THINK about it, They like thoughts...
  3. Don't ever write down your shopping list, They go apeshit over shopping lists...

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