French language

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Tu Sais Comme M'Aimer Faire

Yes, like Phyllis up there, women just love hearing the French language if they're not French. It is fluid-sounding and very precise, with French Eskimos having over 50 words to describe snow. It is just this precision that makes it so useful to French speakers. And that is to create well-crafted, tremendously intricate and flowery insults and curses to be showered on anyone, and not just on non-French people. From waking to returning to bed, the French can't wait to test out their insult abilities as they go about their daily business, incorporating hand-waving and rude gestures into their shouted dialogue. In fact, if you hear someone speaking French and not shouting, they are just wannabes or maybe Belgians.