Frankenstein Slavery

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Frakenstein Slavery is the act of enslaving zombies. This was created by Dr. Frakenstein in the early 1500s when he discovered that he could bring dead body parts to life with the use of electricity. The most famous person to make use of this tactic was George Washington. He rose aproximately 1500 soldiers from the dead to gain American independence. On record there is only one successful uprising of Frakenstein Slavery which is depicted in the movie "Shawn of the Dead". It lasted a total of 2 days before the zombies were reenslaved. Frakenstein Slavery has since been outlawed in many third world countries, Canada, and most of Europe. It is, however, leagal in America and fully endorsed by the American Government.