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“Why is the R silent?”

~ Sarsaparilla

“What, all three?”

~ Isabella Inflation

“No, just the K. Weren't you listening?”

“So can I eat mussels during this month or not?”

“Damn! Groundhog Day again!”

~ Bill Murray

“Damn! Bill Murray Day again!”

~ Punxsutawney Phil, professional groundhog

“The month with the holiday celebrating Lincoln sending the first Valentine to Washington.”

~ Sitting Bullshit

April Fool!”