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GLORY! to the newborn king...

Feather is lighter than a spacebar balanced on a clown's finger.


Quiet, Indian Chief.

Feather does it. But it is disputed. YEY controversy!

  • It is lighter that utterly butterly light spread, OK?
  • It's so light I swallowed a lightbulb.
  • Lightning, is also light, but fast and hard. Light feathers are not.

Bow wow[edit]


Feather in a cows asshole[edit]

Yes, it happens sometimes but you just gotta get used 2 it innit? Cows are delighted to have one in there!