Electric chicken

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~ Electronic chicken.com

Dammit! It says in your terms of service that electric chickens are exempt!

~ Electric chicken

Electric chicken off the starboard bow, Captain. It's hailing us.

~ Lt. Uhura

Shields up! Fire photon torpedoes!

~ Captain Kirk

What! How did they know??

~ Electric space hedgehog


~ Chicken

You shouldn't be using these things to make toast.

~ Electric chicken repairman

I see your problem now. Electric chickens can't stream YouTube.

~ Electric chicken tech

Okay, who unplugged the electric chicken? No wonder it's snowing in the kitchen.

~ Your mom