Eat

“Eat, shit, and die.”

~ David Attenborough on all animal life

“Eat shit and die!”

~ Mitch McConnell on blue states

“Home cooking! You can't beat it.”

~ John Wayne Gacy and Paula Dean

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”

~ Julia Child

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”

~ Sophia Loren, pastafarian