Duck

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Ducks are born of humans, usually.

A duck is a bird of the highest Master's Degree. They often rule over kingdoms and stuff like that. You know, because they're birds of the highest Master's Degree...so...they should have crowns and stuff. And butlers. Teddy bear butlers. Because teddy bear butlers are the best kind of butlers. Except for monkey butlers of course.

A history of ducks[edit]

Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a mango. It had a crown. A duck came upon the mango.

The mango fell and rolled away.

The duck then took its rightful place as king of the...trees.

The mango trees.

"Ere, what happened to you?"
"I fell in a pot of brown paint."
"Oh right. I thought for a minute there you'd rotted away or something."
"Quack?"

Ducks today[edit]

As with most political figures, ducks have been mocked and ridiculed unfairly. They are protrayed as clumsy, greedy, and silly. Of course, we all know that that's all untrue. We must hunt the duck-haters. HUNT THEM!

Llama llama llama llama llama llama DUCK![edit]

I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake! Time for me to retire now, and become a DUCK!

END OF SONG SO SHUT UP NOW[edit]

...wait. Cake and duck don't rhyme.

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