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Let's see you try this with a dollar. Eh? Eh???

“Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.”

“I don't care”

~ ATM machine

Dollar? you don't know what a dollar is? It's a buck! A single. A one. An ace. A clam. A simoleon. A smacker!!! No?!?! How about greenbacks? Dead presidents? Dough? Currency?? Mammon? 100 cents? Ah!

Okay, so we have these dollar stores, where everything is a dollar or less except for the things that aren't. So you... Where are you going?