Dog

Normal looking dog:

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Aye Sayz WOOF

Dogs (otherwise known as Land Sharks or Furry Alligators) are cool, very cool. In fact, dogs rock.

Wheeeee, go dog!

dogs are actually from the planet "givemefoodnow " which totally explains the begging at the table. Also, most scientists have it so wrong: THEY domesticated US. Heated debates are determining why they think we will appreciate a disgusting, drooly tennis ball...In our bed. Dogs (canis doofus) are awesome.

Ever noticed that God backwards is dog? Yeah, so I think the real God is actually a dog. I think.

DOG Mathematical formula

$Dog+Dog=DogDog$

DOG

Times DAWG

Equals Doggadog

I do believe Dogs Equal EPIK WIIIIIIIIIIN

See also

• Beat the Dog to the Window
• Teh bworn nosed doggie
• Chihuahua
• Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow
• Died
• Dog Fight over Deaf Canyon
• Dog shaming
• Dog toy
• Dogbird
• Doge
• I'll just put the dog out
• In the home of a walking dog
• Pluto
• Wonder Pup