“Howling at the moon, it's better than barking at you - aou aou aoooooooouuuuuuuuuul!”
Normal looking dog:
Aye Sayz WOOF
Dogs (otherwise known as Land Sharks or Furry Alligators) are cool, very cool. In fact, dogs rock.
Wheeeee, go dog!
dogs are actually from the planet "givemefoodnow " which totally explains the begging at the table. Also, most scientists have it so wrong: THEY domesticated US. Heated debates are determining why they think we will appreciate a disgusting, drooly tennis ball...In our bed. Dogs (canis doofus) are awesome.
Ever noticed that God backwards is dog? Yeah, so I think the real God is actually a dog. I think.
DOG Mathematical formula
- Times DAWG
- Equals Doggadog
I do believe Dogs Equal EPIK WIIIIIIIIIIN