Ditzimber

Thanks for that, you frustrated person you.

Two weeks later she realised she was doing it for a tortoise.

Well, thanks to God, that turd, a month is named after her. The pervert, I knew it!

But it's all in the wrist, as they say. It's how you throw curveballs in baseball and cricket. Lots of practice and you can get it down to a science. Just like brachiating, practice makes perfect. and it works the other way round, too. You develop nice big wrists. Oh, wait. I didn't mean to say "wrist" originally, I meant to say "tits". My mistake again. I meant to say "Massachusetts".