Dinosaur

“Aw, puppy!”

~ Dumb caveman about to meet his demise

Dinosaurs are really big lizards that were killed off by a big stone a lon lon longlonglonglonglonglong... Gzzzt.... brain chip melting... melting.... melmelmelPYOOOOOOW!

What really happened

They were killed by a Fiat Uno driven by Prince Philip. Fact. At least according to The Guardian.

See also

• Allosaurus
• Fnurdlesaurus
• Keith Richards
• Steganography
• Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
• Velociraptor