Dick

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Scene: a large public swimming pool.

“Dick!!!”

~ Sally

“Tracy!!”

~ Ralph

“Dick!!!”

~ Sally

“Tracy!!”

~ Ralph

“No!!! Dick!!”

~ Sally

“Uh, Nixon?”

~ Ralph

“No, you dumbfuck!! I'm trying to tell you your dick is hanging out!! Ewwww.”

~ Sally

“Oh, it's okay. That's a floating turd. Can we switch to using Marco Polo now?”

~ Ralph