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Awesome is a term used to characterize anything which is not bad. If something is bad, it may or may not be awesome, unless approved by a council of Aborigine Shamans. One must first apply for the status of awesome via:

22 Wollooongooooongo Road
Wagga Wagga

If approved, an Aboriginal dude will come to your house and cover you in wallpaper paste before making you eat a frog. You will then be awesome, at least in the eyes of the law.

A warning[edit]

Beware. False claims to awesomeness can result in the following:

You: I'm awesome
Cop: Oh yeah, you got a license to prove that?
You: Yeah, er, it's in my other pants...
(You leg it)
(Chase ensues)
For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Awesome, or simply go here.

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