Awesome is a term used to characterize anything which is not bad. If something is bad, it may or may not be awesome, unless approved by a council of Aborigine Shamans. One must first apply for the status of awesome via:
- 22 Wollooongooooongo Road
- Wagga Wagga
- WOOOOOO2 5RJ
If approved, an Aboriginal dude will come to your house and cover you in wallpaper paste before making you eat a frog. You will then be awesome, at least in the eyes of the law.
Beware. False claims to awesomeness can result in the following:
- You: I'm awesome
- Cop: Oh yeah, you got a license to prove that?
- You: Yeah, er, it's in my other pants...
- (You leg it)
- (Chase ensues)