Dentistry

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Ever gotten the urge to bite a dentist? If you do, just keep in mind that they get urges too. And they're the ones with the drills.

SUN BAKED CLAMS.[edit]

Tab tab tab tab tab tab enter space.

turn left, pull right ear, slight visionary consensus fowl

Cut F:[edit]

Scene four

House

There was once a house that collapsed every day at exactly 8 o'clock.

The owner of the house would rebuild it after it fell over

He'd always finish at exactly seven thirty the next day.

Then, he he'd have thirty minutes to do whatever he wanted.

He usually spent those thirty minutes wondering what to do.

Then the house would collapse again and he'd get back to work.

Until one day he decided not to repair it

and it repaired itself.

Carburator?[edit]

Edible shoes, edible.


Edible shoes, edible.

FIsh and slime with salad dressing makes a DELICIOUS bowl of pepper spray


Oh, why does everything have to be recycled.


"MILK CARTONs--made of 100% recycled dea dpeople!!!"


isn't that charmanT?


Catalyst[edit]

Isn't it odd how people sometimes repeat themselves unwittingly? Isn't it odd how people sometimes repeat themselves unwittingly?

MISPLEELLED MISREPERSENTED UNDERSCORE AT


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The "eat until they get tight" festival.

The next day is the "throw up until they're comfortable again" festival.

I'm still trying to figure out whether to eat or throw up at 8 o'clock tonight.

OR MOURNING

IN THE GUTTER

EGGS. LIKE A GOOSE. A omelette, with Butter, KETCHUP, and

Cut G:[edit]

Scene ^.

Not Everyone Needs a Nose.

Example: A bicycle in a garage with an empty cardboard box balanced on each handlebar.

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HAHHAH IG IS IMPRIVISIED?


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IT HAS RYTHGTY

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Tight. TOO[edit]

Never mind. yes around.

AAAAG.

That's the nnumber onre result hwen you type in his name.

I'm better,1111!!! hah. Sometimes it's best if you're small enough to fit throught the door of a tornado shelter.

AN ALLUSION TO MArK my inability to find my own ATTIC.


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It's 7:58. Nearly time.

Shaving cream tastes like KILTS.

Shaving cream tastes like KILTs.


GATHER AROUND THE CROWD OF MICE, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOUR SPEECh.


HEr'e s some water, her'es some water, but drink it sparingly, and TRY NOT TO SLURP DOWN YOUR BEARD.

For if you did, the dentists would have to disentangle it from your teeth.

And they're the ones with the drills.